the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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