ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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