An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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