I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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