what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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