After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
handjob tips. give me some.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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