His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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