the condom got lost in my hair
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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