Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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