I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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