WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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