I showed him my bush... on skype.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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