...so i touched it.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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