so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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