I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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