don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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