All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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