i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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