turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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