Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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