we're blogging at a bar
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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