idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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