I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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