is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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