When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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