OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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