you guys were way drunker than both of me
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
false alarm. still invincible.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
i out mim tonsoeep
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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