Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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