If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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