Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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