just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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