My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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