She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize