Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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