I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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