He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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