I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
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You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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