shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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