he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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