I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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My penis needs a shock collar
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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