I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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