areolas are like halos for boobs.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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