Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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