We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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