HIV tests are more positive than that guy
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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