I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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