living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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