The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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