Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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