so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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